12 Lies everyone tells you about university

12. You’re flatmates will be instantly become your life long friends

You’ll probably end up strongly detesting the majority of them by second year.

11. You go out every single night and return with wild and ridiculous stories

10. Everyone experiments with drugs

I don’t think weed really counts anymore hun.

9. That you’ll attend every single lecture and make the most of your massive loan

Paying £9k to nap everyday could be seen as a waste of money by some…

8. That you’ll practically live in the library

lol where’s the library?!

7. That halls is really, really fun.

Halls is really, really shit.

6. That you’ll graduate with a 2:1 and 50 sexual partners

5. That your long distance relationship will definitely work out

Not gonna happen.

4. Students eat beans on toast and super-noodles 24/7

If this was true we’d have a generation of very malnourished 20 year olds.

3. You’ll have loads of opportunities to visit your friends at other unis

Think again…

2. Your uni is inadequate because it’s not in the guardian top 10

1. You won’t miss home that much

Day in the life…

This week was my mum’s 47th birthday so to celebrate I met up with her and the rest of my family in London. Unfortunately my phone died before I had the chance to film the more interesting things such as seeing the amazing ‘Let It Be’ in Leicester Square but heyho.