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12 Lies everyone tells you about university

  1. You’re flatmates will be instantly become your life long friends

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You’ll probably end up strongly detesting the majority of them by second year.

  1. You go out every single night and return with wild and ridiculous stories

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  1. Everyone experiments with drugs

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I don’t think weed really counts anymore hun.

  1. That you’ll attend every single lecture and make the most of your massive loan

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Paying £9k to nap everyday could be seen as a waste of money by some…

  1. That you’ll practically live in the library

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lol where’s the library?!

  1. That halls is really, really fun.

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Halls is really, really shit.

  1. That you’ll graduate with a 2:1 and 50 sexual partners

  1. That your long distance relationship will definitely work out

Not gonna happen.

  1. Students eat beans on toast and super-noodles 24/7

If this was true we’d have a generation of very malnourished 20 year olds.

  1. You’ll have loads of opportunities to visit your friends at other unis

Think again…

  1. Your uni is inadequate because it’s not in the guardian top 10

  1. You won’t miss home that much

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Top 10 Etsy Valentine’s cards

Might be a few weeks early but was just having a browse through Etsy and ended up scrawling through their sellers’ Valentine’s cards this year; they’re so witty- I just cannot get enough. So how could I not make a top 10 list? In no particular order, here are 10 of my favourites that are bound to put a smug grin on your significant other’s face…    (Click the pictures for the Etsy site)

1ice cream funny love card . Valentines you make my raspberry ripple . I love my boyfriend anniversary cards . birthday girlfriend

This one comes courtesy from YourMumRang , a London based seller with a variety of cheeky food related cards painted delicately with water-colours.

2Funny Valentine card - I heart your penis  valentines day card- Hand drawn

For those of you who don’t like to beat around the bush (hahahaha see what I did there?) this one’s right up your street from SmuttyDraws

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Shit Bitch You Is Fine -  Snarky Love Note, Valentine or Just Because Card

Which bitch wouldn’t want to receive this fine ass card?!Dewlawdees

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I'm stuck on you - 5"x7" folding card - octopus makes the point - love and humor, valentine's day card, love and humor

How adorable is this?! They also have a range of other animals in their shop so check it out HERE

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Funny Valentine's Day card / Witty Valentine's Day card / Humor Valentine's Day card / Unique Valentine's Day card

If you’re not really the soppy type like me then maybe this is more your cuppa tea

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Hand Cut Personalised I Love You More Than.. Valentine's Day or Anniversary Greetings Card

I’m sure a lot of you can relate to this one…

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…A lot of you can probably relate to this one too

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Cute Valentine // Funny Love Card // Friendship Card // Romantic Birthday Card // Card for Him // Card For Her // You're My Favorite Square

This one I’m including purely because I know my good friend Beth will love it, (private joke guys- sorry).

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EKone - You're my lobster, Valentines Day Card

This one goes out to all my fellow ‘Friends’ fans

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Funny Valentine's Day Card - You're OK I Guess - Love - Funny - Blank Greeting Card - Simple - Rustic - Brown - Black

For those of you who are playing it cool, but not that cool.

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My latest musical obsession has to be a good mash up, two songs which just gel perfectly together to make one big fat super record – here is my top 10…

Marina and the Diamonds VS Calvin Harris

Marina and the Diamonds VS Imagine Dragons

Lana Del Rey Vs Adele

Hayley Williams VS Pink

Fun VS Florence and the Machine

The Prodigy VS The White Stripes

The White Stripes VS Nirvana

Eminem VS The Eurythmics

Beyonce VS Michael Jackson

 

You’ll notice many of these are made by a youtuber named MashFox – if you were a fan of the Marina/Lana tracks I advise you subscribe to his channel ASAP for hundreds of awesome mashup tracks