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12 Lies everyone tells you about university

  1. You’re flatmates will be instantly become your life long friends

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You’ll probably end up strongly detesting the majority of them by second year.

  1. You go out every single night and return with wild and ridiculous stories

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  1. Everyone experiments with drugs

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I don’t think weed really counts anymore hun.

  1. That you’ll attend every single lecture and make the most of your massive loan

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Paying £9k to nap everyday could be seen as a waste of money by some…

  1. That you’ll practically live in the library

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lol where’s the library?!

  1. That halls is really, really fun.

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Halls is really, really shit.

  1. That you’ll graduate with a 2:1 and 50 sexual partners

  1. That your long distance relationship will definitely work out

Not gonna happen.

  1. Students eat beans on toast and super-noodles 24/7

If this was true we’d have a generation of very malnourished 20 year olds.

  1. You’ll have loads of opportunities to visit your friends at other unis

Think again…

  1. Your uni is inadequate because it’s not in the guardian top 10

  1. You won’t miss home that much

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5 reasons why you need to get a beanie …

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Firstly I just wanna say that until recently I HATED beanies, I think it was because of their hipster connotations, the fact that people were wearing them during summer and that a lot of them were branded with: “YOLO” or “LOL”  – which I cannot be doing with. In all honesty I think the thing which ‘turned me’ to beanies was having a 9am lecture on a Monday morning every week, meaning that I’d usually wake up late, stumble to the kitchen for breakfast, maybe have a shower if I had time, slap on a bit of foundation and whatever clothes are lying around. I don’t like having to choose between either having to go in with greasy hair or no make up so I feel like the beanie is a perfect disguise for the tragic 9am bad hair days.

Okay so why should you invest?…

  1. They’re so cheap, mine was about £3 from Primark and it’s soooooo snug!
  2. They’re warm and stop your ears getting frostbite and falling off – never a good look guys, trust me
  3. BAD HAIR DAY DISGUISE
  4. You can get away with wearing them alongside most autumn/winter outfits, especially in black
  5. They’re practical AND make your forehead look significantly smaller, I know this because mine is HUGE!

Topshop have got a pretty good selection of them at the moment, I particularly like the cable knit ones, might have to treat myself again…

http://www.topshop.com/en/tsuk/category/bags-accessories-1702216/hats-463

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ciao xxxxx

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