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12 Lies everyone tells you about university

  1. You’re flatmates will be instantly become your life long friends

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You’ll probably end up strongly detesting the majority of them by second year.

  1. You go out every single night and return with wild and ridiculous stories

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  1. Everyone experiments with drugs

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I don’t think weed really counts anymore hun.

  1. That you’ll attend every single lecture and make the most of your massive loan

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Paying £9k to nap everyday could be seen as a waste of money by some…

  1. That you’ll practically live in the library

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lol where’s the library?!

  1. That halls is really, really fun.

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Halls is really, really shit.

  1. That you’ll graduate with a 2:1 and 50 sexual partners

  1. That your long distance relationship will definitely work out

Not gonna happen.

  1. Students eat beans on toast and super-noodles 24/7

If this was true we’d have a generation of very malnourished 20 year olds.

  1. You’ll have loads of opportunities to visit your friends at other unis

Think again…

  1. Your uni is inadequate because it’s not in the guardian top 10

  1. You won’t miss home that much

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